Excuses, Excuses

I’m tired and busy.

It’s funny how all of my friends that have blogs have at one time or another blogged about how sorry they are that they haven’t blogged recently. You feel like you owe your readers something fairly frequently (even though I know I only have two readers and they only read my blog because otherwise they feel guilty when I ask them every time I see them whether they’ve read the new funny thing I wrote. I didn’t call it megolomaniac for nothin’).

Well, I’m tired. And it’s caused me to be a little out of it. I was totally convinced today was Friday, which is particularly strange because I didn’t really go to the office on Tuesday, so you’d think I would be confused in the opposite direction. I was so disoriented, in fact, that today when I left the office and my friend Nick said goodbye to me, I responded with, “Have a good weekend!” Nick looked at me, confused, “Are you not coming in tomorrow?” To which I responded, “Crap! I have to come to work tomorrow!”

I’m also crazy busy. So busy, in fact, that the man who lives in my apartment complex whose name I don’t even know because I always just mentally identify him as the guy with an awesome Black Lab and a strange limp asked me today where I’d been. I replied that I was just coming in from reading my book in the sun. He laughed and said, “No, like, where have you been RECENTLY? I used to see you all the time and now it’s been forever.” I don’t even know this man and he noticed I’ve been busy.

I’ve been so busy that every time I look at my hands I think about how I really need to cut my fingernails but I haven’t been able to. (I almost did it tonight when we had people over, but I thought that would be really gross. I’m not sure, though, because my gross-meter doesn’t even blink when I lick spilled, melted ice cream off a table that isn’t mine). I’ve been so busy that I haven’t even had time to listen to the new Coldplay CD I bought on Tuesday (more details and opinions coming soon). I’ve been so busy, in fact, that I haven’t even had time to update my two reluctant but diligent readers on my fantastic and highly entertaining trip to Idaho.

So I’m sorry. I’ll try to get better.

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Mawwidge.

This coming Saturday, my uncle John is getting married for the first time at the age of 47. I’ve spent the better part of the last few days trying to figure out what shoes to wear with my new fabulous dress and working out a way to slide a Princess Bride quote into the ceremony without completely embarrassing him in front of his new in-laws.

But I’ve also been exchanging emails with his soon-to-be wife, Tiffany, who I don’t know very well, but have spent some time with and always liked. She’s unconditionally sweet and pretty quiet, but she’s outdoorsy and fun and she and my uncle seem really happy together. She’s not particularly girly, so I’ve been curious to see what her wedding will be like. I sent her an email a couple weeks ago offering to help with anything I can this weekend. In her emails, she’s been a riot.

Last Friday I told her I’d be getting into town late Wednesday and I’d be happy to help with any prep stuff after that. She replied:
“Have you called into work sick yet? You can come and watch me parade around in my dress. I do this nightly — but, I don’t tell John about it. Exhausting being the princess.”

Then today, my cousin Kristin and I told her we’d help with the centerpieces at the reception. Kristin asked how Tiff was holding up:
“Things are going OK here – I’m just down to small stuff mostly. Hair extensions, collagen for my lips, fine-tuning my tattoos, … and shoes – I don’t have the stupid shoes yet!”

This is gonna be an awesome wedding.
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*Update*
The day after I posted this, I was chatting with Tiffany online:

T: I was thinking today that you’d be laughing at me
M: Why?
T: I was sitting around with Nair on my legs and whitener on my teeth
Oh, and Nair on my lips
M: I’m laughing already
T: So now I’m sitting around with Neosporin on my lips
a slight rash
Crap!
(I mean above my lips, of course) (I’m not that strange)
M: You poor thing!
That sounds terrible
T: I admit I’m a little worried
Oh well. I need to go mow the lawn. I’ll see you tonight!

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Pros and Cons

This Weekend: A list.

Pro: Friday was the beginning of my new summer hours at work! June-August, we can leave at 3:00 p.m. on Fridays. Wahoo!
Con: My garage door opener stopped working, so I was locked in my garage until the maintenance guy could come let me out.

Con: I got a $145 ticket at 7:30 a.m. on Sunday for making a U-turn that I honestly thought was completely legal. I wouldn’t have even been awake at that hour except that I was on my way to Starbucks so I could make it to my volunteer gig (race monitor at the 3rd Annual Race for CARRA) and stay awake.
Pro: The people at Starbucks felt so bad for me after watching the whole thing that they gave me my coffee for free.

Con: I had to get up at 7 a.m. after a full night of drinking for my friend Jim’s 30th birthday.
Pro: I wasn’t even hungover and I got to spend 2 hours on the waterfront on a beautiful morning.

Pro: Yesterday was a beautiful day. Jim, Alex, Brian and I spent it by the pool, drinking the flat beer left from Saturday’s keg.
Con: I have some weird tan lines from the shirt I was wearing. Not going to look too good with the spaghetti strap dress I’m wearing to a wedding this coming Saturday.

Con: Our apartment is a mess.
Pro: Brian is STAYING! He can clean it up!

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Me Mosaic

I spent most of the day at work hitting the refresh button on the CNN.com webpage, waiting for them to tell me what I really wanted to hear: Montana put Barack Obama in the final race to the White House. However, in between refreshes, I created the Meme Mosaic below. And Bee was right. It was really fun.

My creation

Meme rules:
a. Type your answer to each of the questions below into Flickr Search.
b. Using only the first page, pick an image.
c. Copy and paste each of the URLs for the images into this mosaic maker and post to your own blog or flickr page!

The Questions:
1. What is your first name?
2. What is your favorite food?
3. What high school did you go to?
4. What is your favorite color?
5. Who is your celebrity crush?
6. Favorite drink?
7. Dream vacation?
8. Favorite dessert?
9. What you want to be when you grow up?
10. What do you love most in life?
11. One Word to describe you.
12. Your flickr name.

I kind of love it.

** Anyone who can guess my answers to all 12 questions wins a beer. Or, if you live in Spain or Germany or somewhere else I can’t easily buy you a beer, I will send you something fabulous in the mail.

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Barack my World

Last Tuesday, Oregon Democrats gave 31 of their 52 not-so-super delegates to Barack Obama. According to CNN.com, he is now 48 delegates away from securing the Democratic Party’s nomination. Oregon’s primary mattered more this time than it did four years ago, no question. But the really amazing thing happened last Sunday, May 18th.

Alex, Julia, Zach, and I gathered with 75,000 of our closest friends on the Portland waterfront to hear Barack Obama speak. It was the biggest crowd his campaign has seen and the largest rally in U.S. history. From the time I got in line 5 blocks away from the entrance until I got through the metal detectors and found a good spot, 45 minutes passed. Then it was about an hour until the Decemberists played (who I love not just because of their music, but because frontman Colin Meloy is a fellow Oregonian/Montanan who loves Barack). And it was about a half hour after they were done that Senator Obama finally got on stage. It was incredibly hot and we didn’t bring any water. Thankfully, Julia brought sunscreen or the sunburn I got would have been 10 times worse. I was dehydrated, hot, and uncomfortable. And I loved every minute of it.

The cross-section of Portland that attended was incredibly diverse and made for great people-watching. Plus Alex and I wore shirts we made:

And got A LOT of comments. (“Bros before hos? That’s terrible!” – “Hey, where’d you get those shirts? I want one!” – “Nice shirt!” – “Isn’t Bill the ho?”)

I was probably 40 feet away from the man himself, and he was amazing. He spoke for about half an hour on topics ranging from the unification of the Democratic Party in November and the mistreatment of veterans to the difficulty of paying for a college education and the recent news that he and Dick Cheney are cousins. He sounded tired, he tripped over his words a few times, but he captivated the crowd. He spoke as if he was just having a conversation with a buddy about things that were on his mind at the moment. But he was eloquent and interesting. At one point, he told someone in the crowd, “I love you back.” He was, in one word, incredible.

When my friend Brad told me later that night that he heard the crowd totaled 75,000, I didn’t believe him. Had Governor Tom McCall Waterfront Park been dropped in the state of Montana with that crowd, it would have been the second-largest city in the state.

There was a period of a few minutes, while I was waiting for him to take the stage, when I worried about Obama’s safety. My mom has been telling me lately about what it was like to see JFK, Martin Luther King, and Bobby Kennedy get shot on TV, and the similarities she sees between this election and the political situation in the 60s. (Clearly she isn’t the only one). As my aunt and uncle said in an email to me afterwards, “We are the kids of John, Martin & Bobby, and tend to fret about the nuts.” But then I just decided to think about how thankful I was to be able to say I saw him, I heard him, and I voted for him.

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Summertime and the Limosine G*

I walked home from work without a jacket on today.

People, this is huge. This means it’s finally almost summer. Which means it’s time for me to make my annual “What I Want To Do This Summer” list.

1. Go boating on the Columbia with Paul and Jen as many times as possible.

2. Visit the Tillamook Cheese Factory. I mean, I love cheese, and I love ice cream. You’d think in the seven years I’ve lived in Oregon I would have made visiting Tillamook a priority. But the truth is that in that time I’ve only been to the coast twice, and neither time included a trip to the cheese capitol of my world.

3. Go to my friendsbrewery on Flathead Lake in Montana. I had some of their beers last weekend when I was home (they brought about half a dozen growlers to a barbecue at my dad’s house and we finished them off in no time). They’re also throwing around the idea of naming a beer after my pops, which would be incredible. (They want to call it “Dr. Tom’s Pils”.)

4. I also think I may join a Dragon Boating team… Although the details are still in the works. But it seems like a great alternative to summer bowling (indoors when it’s 90 degrees? Yuck.) and kickball (doesn’t work with my schedule). It’s outside, I get to meet new people, and I get a little bit of a workout without going to the gym.

5. I can’t leave out the 6th Annual International Barbecue Symposium. An entire day full of grilling, eating, and drinking beer with my friends in Adam’s backyard. Could it get any better?

And, of course, I’m looking forward to lots of hiking and bikeriding, sunbathing with a good/trashy/interesting book, and beers on the deck. Not that I have a deck, mind you. But I know a guy.

*My friend Lindsay in High School thought those were the lyrics to the song.

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Happy Mother’s Day

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In case you’re wondering, I didn’t make a video with my brother. I gave my mom a stuffed animal pig that doubles as a slingshot and oinks when it hits things. Pete gave her a hand-carved wooden box from India. No wonder I’m her favorite.

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Quotable

“Anybody can bring the green beans amandine to the neighborhood potluck, but it takes someone very special to bring the funk.”

- A card over my mom’s desk at home.

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Pix Msg

My mom has learned how to text message, google chat and email. But the introduction of picture messages into our relationship has been by far the most entertaining.

For example, I received this yesterday:

“I took this at a coffee shop. The guy said it was Caughy’s equation. i think he is single. xoxo”

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Making the Transition

Over the last week, I’ve run into four people that I used to work with at The Company (one I really, REALLY wish I hadn’t seen. Apparently five months wasn’t long enough apart). And of course they’re all very nice and they each asked how I’ve been and whether I like my new job. One of them even asked what life’s like on The Outside. I was with Kara at the time, so we started chatting about the things we liked and didn’t like about our new jobs. (Note, The Plastics all used to work at The Company as well, so I guess that number should really be seven instead of four, but I actually SCHEDULE the times I see them. The others were totally random).

Kara and I both decided that we’re much happier at our new jobs (Duh.), but that we’re also really glad we worked at The Company. Namely, because we met so many cool people there. We both are now in industries that we are passionate about (me: helping sick kids. her: drinking alcohol) and we work for great organizations, but our coworkers could never measure up to the ones we left at The Company. For instance, my coworkers at The Foundation are almost exclusively female, married, and older than I am. At The Company, I worked with mostly twentysomething single people. Now, the other Foundationeers are definitely cool and usually down for a happy hour, as long as it’s scheduled at least a week in advance, but they don’t do much on the weekends because they have husbands and mortgages and maybe kids.

I also told the guy who asked about The Outside that I had been at my new job for 3 months before I learned how to check my work email from home. And that when I finally did it, it was because I actually cared, not because I was afraid of what might be happening. His mind was totally blown.

It is strange, though, working with people who are at different places in their lives. One of my coworkers, Traci, always asks me what I did last night. She says things like, “Tell me about your fabulous single life! What did you do last night?” To which I usually respond with things like, “Well, I went to happy hour at this place on the East Side and then went home and watched 30 Rock on my DVR. It was a Tuesday, Trace.”

And then there was the work happy hour we had a few weeks ago on a Friday. We went to Bettie Ford’s, because they have $2 beers and awesome $3 food options AND their happy hour goes until 9:00. The bad part is they don’t open until 5:00, so we can’t leave work early with the excuse that we need to go reserve a table. But it’s pretty sweet to be the only group in the bar and have the Wii all to yourselves. Anyway, when we get there, Tessa, who is 8 months pregnant and married, says, “So, Meg, is this place cool? Is this a popular place for people to go?” I responded with, “Yeah, Mom. All the cool kids hang out here these days.” I mean, really?

And then we threw a baby shower for Tessa last Wednesday. It was a great time, but I was the only single person there (as always) and one of the few who hadn’t had any children. I learned more about pregnancy in an hour than I ever, EVER wanted to know. It was so horrible that I actually had a nightmare that I was pregnant the next night. Seriously.

So, Kara and I have found a happy medium hanging out with our very nice, funny, interesting coworkers during the day, doing things that we enjoy, and then going out with people we used to work with in the evenings. Other than the occasional awkward conversation or horrible pregnancy nightmare, it seems to be going quite well.

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