Category Archives: Keeping Portland Weird

Just Leave Me Alone

The following is an open letter to anyone on the streets of Portland who is even considering talking to me. To Whom it May Concern, I am a good person. I work for a local non-profit. I volunteer occasionally (even … Continue reading

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A Day in the Life

About 8 months ago, I decided to buy a bike. Since I live in one of the most bike-friendly cities in the world and live right downtown, I thought it would be a good idea. I could take my bike … Continue reading

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Overheard in Court

Remember that time I got a ticket? And had to go to a class to learn how to drive? Well this morning, at 8:30, I had to go to the Multnomah County Court House to prove to them that I … Continue reading

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Barack my World

Last Tuesday, Oregon Democrats gave 31 of their 52 not-so-super delegates to Barack Obama. According to CNN.com, he is now 48 delegates away from securing the Democratic Party’s nomination. Oregon’s primary mattered more this time than it did four years … Continue reading

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Obamania

Barack Obama is in Portland today. Tickets to his “Stand for Change” rally ran out pretty damn fast. I really wanted to go, but knew I wouldn’t be able to take the morning off work. Jason actually got a ticket … Continue reading

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Killing Time

It’s hard to come up with things to write about when my days are so insanely boring. Being at this hotel in California is sort of like purgatory. They feed me to keep me alive, but I can’t leave and … Continue reading

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