Category Archives: I am not making this up.

Pix Msg

My mom has learned how to text message, google chat and email. But the introduction of picture messages into our relationship has been by far the most entertaining. For example, I received this yesterday: “I took this at a coffee … Continue reading

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It’s Genetic

For those of you who aren’t lucky enough to have had the pleasure of meeting my dad, Tom, here is a little dose of his craziness. And another example of why I love him. My uncle is getting married in … Continue reading

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Obamania

Barack Obama is in Portland today. Tickets to his “Stand for Change” rally ran out pretty damn fast. I really wanted to go, but knew I wouldn’t be able to take the morning off work. Jason actually got a ticket … Continue reading

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Release

It is with great pride and no small amount of emotion that I announce the release of our beloved hostage. A recap of the Minima’s final moments in captivity: 2:45 pm – Tom texts me to say he just got … Continue reading

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Hostage Situation

That’s right, folks. This is Day 4 of the Nissan Minima Hostage Crisis. Tom claims he’s been in small towns outside of Vegas and unable to find a notary. Supposedly he’ll be home tomorrow and will find one, write a … Continue reading

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Get it together

I felt that, after my post yesterday, I was obliged to post the following IM conversation I had with Jason. Keep in mind, this conversation took place yesterday BEFORE my car was “arrested” (I forgot to mention that that’s the … Continue reading

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Call Me Irresponsible…

Although I live 7 blocks from work, I had to drive today because I needed to take a bunch of stuff in. Namely, two cases of pop for an event that I couldn’t carry very easily. So I parked my … Continue reading

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Single Awareness Day

I am not bitter about being single on Valentine’s Day. As I’ve mentioned before, I love holidays, and this is no exception. It’s my mom’s favorite holiday as well, which probably influenced me a great deal. She would always make … Continue reading

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Some Random Things

I gave my first tour of the hospital yesterday. We give tours to school groups from around the state that are doing fundraising events for the hospital. They get to leave school for a day, come into Portland, get a … Continue reading

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Mexico: Adventures with an Ex

Spoiler Alert: Jason and I didn’t kill each other. We had a fabulous time. Needless to say, I didn’t have enough money or the patience to blog from internet cafes. Plus those keyboards are weird. Anyway, here are a few … Continue reading

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