Monthly Archives: February 2008

Quotable

“I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult.” – EB White

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Meme 4 Me

Let me tell you about my friend Blythe. I met Blythe in 2000 when she came to my high school as a college rep. She ended up letting me into college for some reason, and I ended up working in … Continue reading

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Hillary says “irregardless”

The Interwebs have spoken: www.hillaryismomjeans.com www.barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com Just keep hitting Refresh until you’re laughing. Repeat.

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Release

It is with great pride and no small amount of emotion that I announce the release of our beloved hostage. A recap of the Minima’s final moments in captivity: 2:45 pm – Tom texts me to say he just got … Continue reading

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Hostage Situation

That’s right, folks. This is Day 4 of the Nissan Minima Hostage Crisis. Tom claims he’s been in small towns outside of Vegas and unable to find a notary. Supposedly he’ll be home tomorrow and will find one, write a … Continue reading

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Get it together

I felt that, after my post yesterday, I was obliged to post the following IM conversation I had with Jason. Keep in mind, this conversation took place yesterday BEFORE my car was “arrested” (I forgot to mention that that’s the … Continue reading

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Call Me Irresponsible…

Although I live 7 blocks from work, I had to drive today because I needed to take a bunch of stuff in. Namely, two cases of pop for an event that I couldn’t carry very easily. So I parked my … Continue reading

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Different

My friend Kara has a friend that she calls “The Anti-Kara,” not because they don’t get along, but because they’re best friends and seem to be exact opposites. The Anti-Kara lives in LA and when Kara’s Portland friends met her, … Continue reading

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Single Awareness Day

I am not bitter about being single on Valentine’s Day. As I’ve mentioned before, I love holidays, and this is no exception. It’s my mom’s favorite holiday as well, which probably influenced me a great deal. She would always make … Continue reading

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You’re on Candid Camera

This just made me laugh so hard I cried. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6j0myFovHA&rel=1]

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