Top Five Reasons I’ve been wanting a dog lately:
1. This website.
2. This breed.
3. Just about every dog on this website.
4. An email from Talia and Alex saying they got a new puppy.
5. This interaction with my dad online today:
me: dad, i’m in a huge dog-wanting phase.
it’s a problem.
Dad: You can’t have one where you liive?
Or your roommate doesn’t want one?
me: mostly i don’t think i’m grown up enough. nor do i think i can afford it
(long pause)
Dad: Slight delay for spilled tea.
That’s HOW you grow up. And you can afford it.
Gotta go work.
Get one.
shiba inu’s are mean.
not nice dogs.
trust me.
You can have Ringo. Seriously. When should I have him arrive in Portland? He’s really cute….
shiba inu’s are ADORABLE. i wanted one every time i saw one.
also, by what standards am i remotely more responsible than you? when was the last time i had a real job? seriously? or wore adult pants? or talked to adults? although, come to think of it, these things are exactly what might make me a good dog owner… that’s it! you’re not too immature–you’re TOO ADULT! gasp! i have to reconsider our friendship now….
Please refer to the number of puppies I sent you from OHS today.
Perhaps your father and I will need to cease talking to you about this since we are large advocates.
Go Team Puppy!