Comments on: Overheard in Court http://www.megolomaniac.com/2008/07/07/overheard-in-court/ a flair for the dramatic Tue, 31 Aug 2010 21:45:16 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Alex http://www.megolomaniac.com/2008/07/07/overheard-in-court/comment-page-1/#comment-81 Alex Tue, 08 Jul 2008 17:40:26 +0000 http://megolomaniac.wordpress.com/?p=100#comment-81 When I went back to court after the "Communist Party" incident to prove to them that I had done my civic duty (picking up used needles downtown) it was the same way. Tons of people with all kinds of stories. When I got there, I sat down next to a friend from college: Me: You here for The Party, too? Him: No. Me: What're you here for, then? Him: Shoplifting. Me: WHAT!? Really!? That's awesome. Where? Him: Uh...Castle. Me: literally laughing out loud Him: (nonchalantly) If you're going to go down, you might as well do it with a handful of pornography. Me: I can't argue with that. "Castle", for those not in the know, is an "adult superstore". When I went back to court after the “Communist Party” incident to prove to them that I had done my civic duty (picking up used needles downtown) it was the same way.

Tons of people with all kinds of stories.

When I got there, I sat down next to a friend from college:
Me: You here for The Party, too?
Him: No.
Me: What’re you here for, then?
Him: Shoplifting.
Me: WHAT!? Really!? That’s awesome. Where?
Him: Uh…Castle.
Me: literally laughing out loud
Him: (nonchalantly) If you’re going to go down, you might as well do it with a handful of pornography.
Me: I can’t argue with that.

“Castle”, for those not in the know, is an “adult superstore”.

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