Monthly Archives: December 2007

Road Trip

A few tidbits from my return drive: There is a giant digital readerboard on 4th of July Pass (you know, the ones that usually say “Accident Ahead – Road Closed” or “Amber Alert” or whatever) that said “Experimental Snow Removal … Continue reading

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National Lampoon’s Montana Vacation

This post is not a story or an anecdote. It doesn’t have an intro, a climax, or a punchline. It is simply a look into my family life in Montana to help you understand why I love it here so … Continue reading

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It’s a Celebration, Bitches.

Merry Christmas, every one. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz2aE6DvHDc&rel=1]

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Time-Space Continuum

WARNING: Emotional Bitchfest on the Horizon. Has anybody else ever noticed that exes seem to come back right when you DON’T need them? It’s like they know. Like some sort of news flash goes out to everyone you were ever … Continue reading

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Farewell Performance

Every time I leave the apartment to go out and Brian stays in, he yells after me, “Make good choices!” Saturday night was no exception. And what did I do? I drank too much and forgot what he told me. … Continue reading

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Countdown…Updated.

1. 11 days until Christmas. 2. 17 days until 2008. 3. 1 day (!) until the company holiday party. 4. 5 days left in the office. 5. 7 days until my last day. 6. 21 days until Mexico. 7. 4 … Continue reading

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Killing Time

It’s hard to come up with things to write about when my days are so insanely boring. Being at this hotel in California is sort of like purgatory. They feed me to keep me alive, but I can’t leave and … Continue reading

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Advent-ing myself

This past weekend, all those folks with advent calendars started counting down to Christmas. My life has turned into one giant Advent calendar recently. First of all, the countdowns I share with other members of the population: 1. 1 day … Continue reading

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Covered.

I haven’t written much lately. For multiple reasons (Thanksgiving, family in town, being sick, etc.), but also because I needed to write a cover letter for a job I’m applying for (see: dream job) and I refused to allow myself … Continue reading

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